Five Story Fall

A shopping excursion for Prada goodies ended in a five-story plunge from a parking garage in a Brabus-tuned Mercedes-Benz ML. The 32-year-old woman driving was injured but survived in the accident, which occurred yesterday near Komarovsky market in Minsk, Belarus.

How do we know about the Prada? Check the packages on the passenger seat. So, to recap. A woman of obvious means takes a header off the fifth floor of a swank shopping-mall garage in Minsk, in a Brabus-tuned Mercedes-Benz ML, and you’re telling me this isn’s fishy in any way?