He Really Had To Go

A 19-year old boy in Arizona decided to “attack” his girlfriend in the most unusual manner, by defecating in the backseat of her Honda. No doubt she would have been very upset, except that he did it in the wrong Honda.

The owner of that Honda discovered Austin Purifoy in the act and will forever remember the reponse that came out of the boys mouth;

“This is your car? I thought this was Desiree’s car.”

Austin had smashed the window of the car in order to get in and the window of the business next door, he then ran away but was caught in New Mexico. Fortunate for him he will not be going to jail because he enlisted into the Army after paying back the car’s owner for the damage and the business, he looks forward to leaving his excrement in an opposing armies tank.